CTL HOF

What does it take to get into the Counting the Lights Hall of Fame?

A lot of things.

Sometimes, it’s how awesome you were in the ring. Actually, it’s never that.

Sometimes, it’s the hilariously insane things that you say. Most of the time, it’s that.

Other times, well, as Ryan says, “It’s Noah’s Hall of Fame anyway.”

Here are the folks who have made it.

2011 CTL HOF INAUGURAL CLASS


BILLY JACK HAYES
Billy Jack is not in for his ability in the ring. He’s in for being batshit crazy. This is the man that thinks that Vincent “Killer” McMahon impregnated Nancy Benoit, causing Chris to kill her. He’s also the guy that named Vince “Killer.” Also: HE SAID PENIS. A first ballot no contest Hall of Famer.


KEVIN NASH
Sure, he’s one of the people who killed WCW. He’s also one of the coolest guys around, someone that gets that wrestling is all about one thing: making money. Also: Super Shredder.


GORILLA MONSOON
We all say at least one Gorilla thing a day. “Occipital protuberance.” “He wouldn’t know a wrist lock from a wrist watch.” “SRO signs went out early.” “Terry Garvin School of Self Defense.” There was never anyone better.


JIMMY SNUKA
If all Jimmy Snuka did was jump off the top rope and kill rats (allegedly), he’d be in. Add in his crazy as fuck promos about THE TRUTH BRUTHA and he’s a first ballot bona fide HOF member.


SCOTT NORTON
298 pancakes. That’s why he’s in. 298 pancakes.


BUCK ZUMHOFE
He had eggs. He had potatoes. He thought he was rich. And now, he’s in our Hall of Fame.


HULK HOGAN
Set the controls, HULK HOGAN. The co-pilots have already made their sacrifice. You’re in the HOF.


ANDRE
Anyone wanna peanut? Of course. Anyone who thinks he doesn’t belong in the Hall of Fame can stop reading this site right now.


VINCENT “KILLER” MCMAHON
He’s gonna. He’s gonna. He’s gonna get into the Hall of Fame.


SCOTT STEINER
Why does he belong? Have you not seen his Tweets and promos? Plus, you, the Counting the Lights fan, voted him in with a poll.

2012 SECOND HALL OF FAME CLASS

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DOOM: Voted on by you, the fans. They’re in there.

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CHRIS BENOIT: Because, well, we’re assholes.

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DAVID CROCKETT: Look at him, Tony.

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LEE MARSHALL: Noah’s Lex Luthor.

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VIRGIL: Hey there, Jim.

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VADER: The man!

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GARY WOLFE: Still alive.

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