So some magazine does some list or something? Here is how we feel about it.

1. AJ Styles – A dude whose own company doesn’t see the value in…and he’s #1? Over Cena. Really. (sam)
You are only as good as the company booking you. Thus, we have disproven this list. Hasn’t made the top 10 in five years and somehow becomes only the third non-WWE guy to get the #1? This is Obama getting the Noble Peace Prize. (ryan) You will never see Aj styles picture on a slurpee cup. [acs]

2. John Cena

3. C.M. Punk – Who made this list? Marks or journalists? (sam) Those terms aren’t opposite (Ryan)

4. Randy Orton

5. Chris Jericho

6. Batista—pretty much out of the buisness [acs]

7. Shinsuke Nakamura – Token Japanese top ten member. (sam)

8. The Undertaker–had one memorable big match, but just a shell now [acs]]

9. Kurt Angle

10. Sheamus – Umm, maybe next year he can be this high. (Sam)

11. Triple-H

12. The Miz – See Sheamus. (Sam)

13. Rey Mysterio Jr.

14. Takashi Sugiura

15. Rob Van Dam

16. Dr. Wagner Jr—this is the highest luchadore on the list? [acs]

17. The Big Show

18. Edge

19. Tyler Black – Hahaha, no really. #19, welcome to FCW. (Sam)

20. Jeff Hardy

21. Jack Swagger – Probably my vote for most improved (ryan)

22. Christian

23. Abyss

24. Ryota Hama – All Japan already gave up on this guy, but PWI sure didn’t. (Sam)

25. Austin Aries – First American indy not in TNA (ryan)

26. Kofi Kingston

27. John Morrison

28. Desmond Wolfe – Dude was # 6 last year. Take note what TNA does to you, indy workers looking for a big break (Ryan).

29. Ultimo Guerrero – Hey, look, Mistico is a big draw and he’s lower than me! (Sam)

30. Drew McIntyre – Wow. Really? Why not have Alicia Fox tied with him? (ryan)

31. Samoa Joe

32. Davey Richards

33. Mr. Anderson–still hurts people [acs]

34. Ted DiBiase Jr.

35. Hirooki Goto

36. D’Angelo Dinero

37. Eddie Edwards – How is this even possible? (Sam)

38. Matt Morgan – I declare fatawah on PWI. (Sam)

39. Hiroshi Tanahashi

40. Yoshihiro Takayama

41. Cody Rhodes

42. Mistico—should be top 10 minimum [acs]

43. James Storm

44. Daniel Bryan – Perhaps the biggest name in the biggest angle in the past 10 years, and it didn’t get him in the top 40? (Ryan)

45. Douglas Williams

46. Roderick Strong

47. Christopher Daniels

48. Mesias

49. Eric Young

50. Dolph Ziggler

51. Robert Roode

52. Naomichi Marufuji

53. Kevin Nash

54. Kevin Steen

55. R-Truth – Pretty Ricky is ranked #11, FWIW. (sam)

56. Jeff Jarrett

57. Electroshock

58. Tyson Kidd

59. Montel Vontavious Porter–should be higher than a lot of other wwe guys [acs] Really? I think MVP does for Thursday nights what Jonestown did for Kool Aid (ryan) Isn’t Smackdown on Friday? (Sam)

60. Sting – I guess you can have a belt and be a main focus and still be lower than Davey Richards. (Sam) UT works 3 matches a year and gets 8th. We can’t all be the UT, Sting. Sorry (ryan)

61. Adam Pearce – NWA champ. Booker for ROH. Ranked under Eric Young. (ryan)

62. Jay Briscoe

63. Evan Bourne – Really? You put him beside Sheamus and this seems fair to you? (ryan)

64. Minoru Suzuki – This dude has the Triple Crown, but he’s no Jay Brisco. (Sam)

65. Blue Demon Jr.

66. Matt Hardy – Best shape of his career. (Sam)

67. Rob Terry

68. Go Shiozaki

69. David Hart Smith

70. Satoshi Kojima

71. Hernandez

72. Cibernetico

73. Brother Devon

74. Chris Hero

75. Togi Makabe

76. Shelton Benjamin

77. Brother Ray

78. Yoshi Tatsu

79. Kane

80. Claudio Castagnoli

81. Volador Jr.

82. Takeshi Rikio

83. Dos Caras Jr.–doesnt exist anymore & hasnt started in WWE proper [acs]

84. JTG

85.Shad Gaspard

86. Mark Briscoe – He is also no Jay Briscoe (ryan)

87. Amazing Red

88. Alex Shelley

89. Mohammad Yone

90. Luke Gallows

91. La Sombra

92. Kazarian

93. Ezekiel Jackson

94. Carlito

95. Chris Sabin

96. Kenny King – He played on “License to Ill,” right? (Sam) I love you, Sam (ryan)

97. Phil Shatter

98. BxB Hulk

99. Mark Henry

100. Heath Slater

101. Colt Cabana

102. Homicide

103. Jon Moxley

104. Averno

105. Yuji Nagata

106. Delirious – Dude deserves top 20. He is that good (ryan)

107. Magnus

108. Jerry Lynn

109. Wade Barrett

110. Naruki Doi

111. Mephisto

112. Steve Corino

113. Goldust

114. Joe Hennig

115. Masakatsu Funaki

116. Max Buck

117. Zach Ryder -Woo woo woo, you know it.

118. El Generico

119. Jeremy Buck

120. Keiji Muto- Really. He was hurt. Well, so was Undertaker. (Sam)

121. Suwama

122. Karl Anderson

123. Rhett Titus

124. Shannon Moore

125. Primo Colon – My primo colon is ranked higher. (Sam)

126. William Regal – That’s right, Rhett Titus is ranked higher. (Sam)

127. Yujiro

128. Erick Stevens

129. Brian Kendrick

130. The Great Khali Everyone from here down should now realize how BS this list is. (ryan)

131. Tyson Dux

132. KENTA

133. Chessman- I love that Chessman cried when he found out he was doing a job for the AAA title. (Sam)

134. Jay Lethal

135. Orlando Jordan

136. Finlay – Didn’t he retire from the ring? Still in the tip 150? Wow. (ryan)

137. Toshiaki Kawada

138. Negro Casas

139. Rhino 140. Kensuke Sasaki

141. Justin Gabriel

142. Kenny Omega

143. Masato Tanaka

144. Paul London – Wow. Get high, say silly shit and marks will love you. Works for us. (Sam)

145. Marco Corleone

146. Tetsuya Naito

147. Ray Gonzalez

148. La Parka – Someone explain to me how LA Park is ranked lower. Please. Explain. (Sam)

149. Joe Lider

150. Jimmy Jacobs

151. Kaz Hayashi

152. Naoya Ogawa

153. Mikal Judas

154. Trent Beretta

155. Vladimir Kozlov

156. Katsuhiko Nakajima

157. Silver King

158. CIMA

159. Caylen Croft

160. Paul Birchill

161. Chuck Taylor

162. Perro Aguayo Jr.

163. Scott Steiner

164. Brett DiBiase

165. Brent Albright

166. Extreme Tiger

167. Tajiri

168. Vance Archer

169. Sean Waltman

170. Shawn Daivari

171. Joey Ryan

172. Chris Masters

173. Tomko

174. Sami Callihan – Dude made a 5 year old cry by staring at them. Deserves a better ranking than Brother Devon. (ryan)

175. Latin Lover

176. Alex Koslov

177. Chavo Guerrero

178. Sonjay Dutt

179. Felino

180. Tyler Reks

181. Jun Akiyama

182. Martin Stone

183. Pac

184. Kiyoshi

185. Manabu Nakanishi

186. Petey Williams

187. Shinjiro Otani

188. Atlantis

189. Austin Creed

190. Necro Butcher – What he does is better than wrestling. (ryan)

191. Drake Brewer

192. Giant Bernard

193. Tommy Dreamer – Thus stopping 307 people beneath him for shitting. (Sam)

194. Stevie Richards – In 2010. Really. (Sam)

195. Joe E. Legend

196. Bison Smith

197. Darren Young – Cena makes his second appearance on the list. (Ryan?)

198. Nicho El Millionario

199. Blue Panther

200. Jason Hades

201. Alex Riley

202. Kory Chavis

203. Arik Cannon

204. Cody Deaner

205. Jason Blade

206. Takeshi Morishima

207. David Otunga

208. Mr. Niebla

209. Kaval – How is he ranked lower than Darren Young (ryan).

210. Jack Evans

211. Jon Davis

212. Toru Yano

213. Osamu Nishimura

214. Mike Knox

215. Ryusuke Taguchi

216. Rasche Brown

217. Prince Devitt – Tons of talent, but not in front of American eyes. (ryan)

218. Skip Sheffield

219. Ultimo Gladiator

220. Icarus- FLYYYYY ON YOUR WINNNNGGGGGSSSSS…(Sam)

221. Shawn Spears

222. Mike Quackenbush – I hope to write for PWI someday. (Sam) At least the current NWA Jr Champ edged out Jesse Neal (ryan)

223. Jesse Neal

224. Teddy Hart

225. 2 Cold Scorpio

226. Gran Akuma

227. Yuko Miamoto

228. Tommaso Ciampa

229. Kohei Sato

230. Okada

231. Scott Lost

232. Hector Garza

233. Tiger Mask IV

234. Maasaki Mochizuki

235. Brodie Lee

236. Super Crazy

237. Billy Ken Kid

238.Percy Watson

239. Lince Dorado

240. Mascara Dorado

241. T.J. Cannon

242. Dragon Kid

243. Zorro

244. Ruckus

245. Drake Younger

246. Shocker

247. Raven – For what? He has his first in front of ANYONE less than a week ago (ryan)

248. Oliver John

249. B-Boy

250. Kota Ibushi

251. El Hijo Del Santo

252. Eddie Kingston

253. N8 Mattson

254. Rocky Romero

255. Curt Hawkins

256. Cody Hawk

257. Masahiro Chono

258. B.J.- BJs should be ranked higher. (Sam)

259. Jigsaw

260. Rey Bucanero

261. Koji Kanemoto

262. Johnny Devine

263. Bruce Maxwell

264. El Sensacional Carlitos

265. Akebono

266. Christopher Gray

267. Ryan Eagles

268. Sterling James Keenan – First local dude I caught. Really great at what he does, I hope he keeps climbing (ryan.)

269. El Terrible

270. Ares

271. Michael Elgin

272. Sebastian Suave

273. Yamato

274. Texano Jr.

275. Tommy Taylor

276. Hallowicked

277. Vampiro

278. Mike Rollins

279. Metal Master

280. Josh Daniels

281. Dustin Cutler

282. Derek Wylde

283. Johnny Curtis

284. Nick Gage

285. Shadow Jackson

286. Brandon Cutler

287. Darrin Corbin

288. Jimmy Wang Yang

289. Quiet Storm

290. Tursas

291. Jules Uso

292. Ace Rockwell – Is it the IRS? Same joke, different verse. (Sam)

293. Ryan Kruz

294. Pepper Parks

295. Konnan – Missing both hips, a kidney and a knee and he still makes it abouve 300. Suck it, Jimmy Rave (ryan)

296. Jimmy Uso

297. Sean Morley

298. Johnny Prime

299. Slam Master J

300. Glen Osbourne

301. Xtremo

302. Joey Mercury

303. Rory McAllister

304. Rob Eckos

305. Brandon Bonham

306. Mike Mondo 3

07. Robbie McAllister

308. Aden Chambers

309. Benjamin Boone

310. Harley Jackson

311. Prince Nana

312. Billy Bax

313. Shark Boy

314. Strongman

315. Jimmy Rave

316. Scorpio Sky

317. Jushin Liger- I live in a world where Strongman is ranked about Liger. I want to die. (Sam)

318. Shaun Tempers

319. Johnny Kashmere

320. Jackson Andrews

321. The Blue Meanie

322. Jimmy DeMarco – Fuck yeah!! Way better than the Blue Meanie! I am such a mark for Jimmy. (ryan)

323. Dragon Rojo Jr.

324. Bo Rotundo

325. KC Kea

326. Spike Dudley – Turd. (ryan)

327. Dal Knox

328. Brandon Locke

329. Ron Zombie

330. Matt Cross

331. Duke Rotundo

332. Matt Walsh

333. La Mascara

334. Brad Attitude

335. Silas Young

336. TJ Perkins

337. Sangre Azteca

338. Glamour Boy Shane

339. Phil Atlas

340. Tim Donst

341. Egotistico Fantastico

342. Leo Kruger

343. Michael Tarver

344. Tommy Thunda

345. Kimo

346. Tito Colon

347. Trik Davis

348. Ryan McBride

349. J.D. Maverick

350. Santino Marella

351. Truitt Fields

352. The Sheik

353. Nicky Benz

354. L.A. Park

355. Gregory Helms

356. Frankie the Mobster

357. Sinn Bodhi

358. Hunico

359. Pat Buck

360. Mahoney

361. Jeremy Vain

362. Don Paysan

363. Johnny Gargano

364. Richie Steamboat

365. Caprice Coleman

366. Mason Ryan

367. Savio Vega 368. Charley Manson

369. Jonny Puma

370. Josh Alexander

371. T.J. Mack

372. Marshall Gambino – Yet another graduate of the CoC. (ryan)

373. Chasyn Rance

374. Shane Haste

375. Bobby Dempsey

376. Matt Burns

377. Kirby Mack

378. Ryoji Sai

379. Danny Daniels

380. Derrick Bateman

381. Asylum

382. Kevin Grace

383. Lynx

384. Mike Tobin

385. Tank

386. Ultimo Dragon

387. Marion Fontaine

388. Zaquary Springate III

389. Matt Riviera

390. Chase Del Monte

391. Ricky Reyes

392. Kenzo Suzuki

393. Simon Sez

394. Vance Nevada

395. Joey Knight

396. Orien Bishop

397. Aero Star – Does he have to die to be ranked higher? (Sam)

398. John McChesney

399. Robin Knightwing

400. Bazooka Joe – Did well despite having an eyepatch. (Sam)

401. Titan

402. Big E Langston

403. Damien Slater

404. Rudy Switchblade

405. Josef Von Schmidt – His name is my name, too. (Sam)

406. Matt Logan

407. Ricochet – Zing zing zing. (Sam)

408. Alex Price

409. Thumbtack Jack

410. Tyler Veritas

411. Mega

412. Scotty Mac

413. Eric Cooper

414. Kid Kash

415. Grizzly Redwood

416. Bryan Logan

417. Adam Cole

418. Nick Logan

419. Papadon

420. Breaker Morant – Also ranked high on IMDB. (Sam)

421. Vinny Dunn

422. Scott Zenzen

423. Bruiser Bennett

424. Steve O

425. Jake O’Reilly

426. Freak Nastty

427. Jimmy Cicero

428. Kamikaze

429. Bobby Shields – Is an asshole, according to a Misfits song. (Sam)

430. Hiram Tua

431. Eddie Taurus

432. Mikaze

433. Tony Stetson

434. Chris Rockwell – Someone is watching him. (Sam)

435. Slim J

436. Donny Marlow

437. Davey Deluxeo

438. Rudy Parker – Busting makes him feel good. (Sam)

439. Samuel Elias

440. Ernie Ballz

441. Joe Bravo

442. Robbie Gilmore

443. Ryan Sawyer

444. Wall Calrissian

445. Ananzi

446. Aaron Stevens

447. Mike Sydal

448. Alex Anthony

449. Colin Delaney – Ani-maney, totally zaney… (ryan)

450. Cable Jones

451. Conrad Tanner

452. Wes Brisco

453. Titus O’Neil

454. Reiko DMF

455. Dan Eckos

456. Ron Falco

457. Handsome Johnny

458. Vince Beach

459. Corey Hollis

460. Tommy Mack- The most beautifulest thing in the world. (Sam)

461. Bill Collier

462. Kwan Chang – The joke here is too obvious for me to use. (Sam)

463. Mozart Fontaine

464. Scott Chase

465. Barry Ryte

466. Crisifix – From Parker Brothers. (Sam)

467. Don Vega

468. Steve Madison

469. Chris Black

470. Mike Posey

471. Kid America – Babyface name #1. (Sam)

472. Eli Cottonwood

473. Scott Wright

474. Crazzy Steve – Too insane to spell properly. (Sam)

475. J.T. Playa- I am not a J.T. Playa, but I J.T. Fuck A Lot. (Sam)

476. Cameron Thomas

477. Prince Iaukea

478. Marc Mandrake 479. Ray Alexander

480. J.B. Trask – His dad made the Sentinels. (Sam)

481. Rip Impact

482. Brian Millonas

483. A.J. Strokes – 12:59, faggot. (Sam)

484. Phil Latio – I know his brother, Ratio. (Sam)

485. Malachi – Gravedigger? (Sam)

486. Chris Cooper

487. Primo Scordino

488. Barry Hardy

489. Hellcat

490. Shockwave the Robot – Top 10! (Sam)

491. Robert Roma

492. Billy Gibbs – Where did the rest of ZZ Top rank? (ryan)

493. Steve Kruz

494. Mr. Ooh La La – He is married to Mrs. Uh Uh Uh. (Sam)

495. Super Sweet – Totally Rad was taken. (Sam))

496. Brandon Thurston

497. Gabe Saint

498. Kliff Hanger – A laserdisc arcade game finally cracks the PWI 500. (Sam)

499. Peter B. Beautiful

500. Barry Wolf – Peter’s brother. Lights out, uh huh. (Sam)

How isn’t Shiima on this list? (Ryan)

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