Welcome to a very special Superstars via Supergiantninja. First off, I am going to stay completely sober. No really. Secondly, I switched from Notepad++ to OpenOffice, so the spelling might be a little better. Might be. Thirdly, I am cooking dinner at the same time as I write this, so there is a chance that I will stop writing to stir the macaroni and cheese. So, um, yeah.
MVP starts the show, which is a good thing. Being partnered with Chris Masters is a better thing. I know the vaunted IWC has little regard for MVP, but he still entertains and does not blow too many spots. Masters is perhaps the most fun midcard face on the roster. The third man on the outside of the ring is the fantabulous Percy Watson. Percy is the Cho Aniki and Dan Hibari mash up of my dreams. The opponents are the Dudebusters. Three out of five ain’t bad.
MVP starts it fast and tags in Masters to bring the power offense. My toenails are painted hot pink. Masters has an amazing Flair chop. Croft chop blocks Masters, speaking of Flair, and the Dudebusters take control. It’s leg grapevine time! Dragon screw leg whip and the Dudebusters look good. Time for a big time comeback. Masters wins with the MasterLock. And I win with some mac and cheese!
It is JTG time. He manages to look less and less like the kind of hustler that sells drugs and more and more like the kind of hustler who sucks cocks. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Chavo is the opponent, which is a good thing. I do love me some Chavo. JTG gets the early advantage and Todd Grisham says ‘flava’. What was that I said about not drinking? Chavo wins AGAIN with the Frog Splash! Yes! No joke, I think JTG is getting jobbed out. Best part is, Chavo gets the deuce.
In another match I am excited to see, Yoshi takes on Primo! Did I die and go to midcard heaven? A n ad for the Elimination Chamber comp reminds me that I have never seen an Elimination Chamber match. Ever.
Yoshi brings the excitement to the ring. As much as I loved TAKA’s run with the Fed, I think Yoshi has already eclipsed him. Speaking of eclipsing, Primo is definitely the better Colon brother, though I miss Carlito. Lock up to start and Yoshi wins it. Primo rocks the sweep kick and this match is way to fast to write up. Let’s just say it’s good and slick and fast and you should watch it. Jerry Lawler is bitching about Kane’s title win, further watering down his character. Primo hits a new finisher, the top rope Backstabber to win.
The main is the Hart Dynasty vs. the Usos, who I have yet to see. Not to cop out, but damn the Hart Dynasty are good. Really, really good. Tyson Kidd is young Chris Benoit good. Yeah, I said that positively. The Usos are pretty athletic for Samoans, though they are pretty green. The mirror image aspect of both teams makes this interesting. Two teams with roots deep into the dark heart of the WWE with female managers with equally strong ties to Fed history. I take that back about the Usos being green, they just need to be squashing the holy Hell out of jobbers on Superstars every week. That would be entertaining. Amazing finish, with Kidd hitting the off the shoulders Hart Attack and a dropkick simultaneously. That is talent. I could seriously watch these two teams go at it every other week. Good match, great show!
