Reporting on the Lawrence Taylor case issue. He isn’t a fucking worker. He did one Wrestlemania. In case you geek fucks don’t know (and I’m sure you do), he played for the New York Giants. That’s what he’s not for, not fighting Bam Bam Bigelow/ Broke Joe Thiesmann’s leg into a million fucking pieces. Played outside fucking linebacker. Did a shitload of coke and won two Super Bowls. I mean, yeah, we don’t have the dork shit pop-up ads for John Cena Sr.’s indie fed on our page, so we’re not news central, but at least we don’t post fucking stupid headlines such as THIS!
Ewwwww, but he really is a celebrity wrestler. He’s a football player, fuckwads. Suck a dick. Unless it’s Sid Vicious or some shit, let’s quit acting like some vaunted Mania headliner is up on rape charges. I’ll give them this, that at least they curbed the headlines from his initial arrest that made it sound like Hulk Hogan or someone tried to rape a 16 year old. But still. Slow news day? Nothing on Daniel Bryan … OH! Curse my eyes!!!… Bryan Danielson to report? By the way, has anyone tasted that BBQ sauce made by that former NBC football announcer? See how fucking stupid that sounds?
– Brian
