Ryan: did you read about the big suprises that carter and jarrett are teasing?
Sam: nope!
Ryan: they are still being all cryptic… i hope it is sheldon benjamin. On July 3rd, Jarrett wrote the following: “Just received some huge news!” Then on Wednesday, he wrote this: “Huge news is happening today and tomorrow…”
Sam:its rikishi
Ryan: Later on Wednesday and then on Thursday, Jarrett posted photos that he called hints at what the big news is. The first photo looked to be a shot of an island and the second photo was a spotlight that you would see on a movie or TV set. One fan speculated that the first photo was of Staten Island in New York. Furthermore, Dixie Carter continues to tease something big on her Twitter account. Dixie wrote the following Thursday night: “Oh, if you guys only knew who I met with today….. You will.” It’s always Rikishi.
Ryan: they had a mystery person interfere in teh womens match at there PPV last night. Let’s go ahead and call her rikishi right the hell now, even through it was Victoria/Tara. Until they have her reveal who it is, it was Rikishi.
Sam: its always him or savio vega
Ryan: lol. savio vega is when they need to swerve us
Sam: what does 300 pounds of shit hitting a fan sound like
Ryan: ??
Sam: kwang
Ryan: hahahahahaha dude, i am trying to put those clues together
light, staten island
Sam: paul e
Ryan: paul has said he wont go unless he gets total control and is not an on screen character
Sam: yeah but that doesnt stop them. They are a bunch of fucktards with a little bit of money and a twitter.
Ryan: i got it! light… staten island… RIKISHI!!
true.
i would love for paul e to show up there… and clean house. Fire hogan, bischoff, jarrett, nash, flair, kendrick,
tear it all apart and build it back up as competiton to NY
Sam: never happen
Ryan: nope. but i can dream. i was thinking about all of TNA’s failed pseudo pushes the otehr day
rikishi, test, umaga, hall, nasty boys, xpa, lashley. fail fail fail
Sam: vader hahaha
Ryan: vader was in?
Sam: yeah he did a run in on the weekly ppvs in a sweat suit. then and there i said this company will never succeed.
Ryan: no,but they suck seed!
Sam: so mote it be
Ryan: so mote it be! AIWASS!!
Sam: thats who is coming to TNA. light bringer AIWASS
Ryan: and then AIWASS removes his mask, and it’s Savio Vega.
Sam: who has on a suit and its really rikishi. they are known as the three secret chiefs
Ryan: he pulls off his Vega mask…
and at the end, he removes the Rikishi mask and it’s the devil, like a Jack Chick tract
Sam: haw haw haw
Ryan: “Oh, TNA, you were foolish to listen to my advice. You should have listened to your friend Gospel Billy. now you are doomed to hell!”
Sam: but i went to church!
Ryan: “but you didn’t put your faith in Jesus… and you booked Test.”
Sam: then three text filled pages and a SASE
Ryan: Heaven c/o WWE HQ Stamford CT 25056
attn: Vincent Kennedy Jack Chick McMahon
Sam: attn: Gino Morella
Ryan: he is waitng in the gorilla position just off tot he side of the pearly gates
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