Looks like we are starting with a Divas match. Yay? At least the Bellas are out, in the same hotpants ref costume Shawn Michaels used to wear. It looks much better on the perfectly round asses of the Bellas. Then Primo’s music hits and I celebrate. Then I see he is with Jillian. Ugh. Good new: no singing. Bad new: no Primo and Ryder match. The opponents are Yoshi Tatsu and Gail Kim. The girls start it out and I zone out. Can’t we just watch the Bellas shower together instead? The guys are in the ring and…
Let me level with you. I hate Diva matches. I doubly hate mixed matches. Why does this company insist on
making me watch this instead of cruiserweights or a real tag division? This is not the Trish Stratus lead
division of the early 00′s saving the workrate, this is sub-WOW cat fighting.
Yoshi and Primo really mesh well in the match and make me wish the ladies were not involved. There’s a
Double Clothesline spot and my interest really starts to wane. Fast count or something. Meh.
A Divas tagmatch is announced and my heart sinks. At least Noah’s favorite wrestler is involved. Por quas
all around.
Here comes Zach Ryder to save the show. No, really. I love the guy. Zach plays a wholly unlikable, but
totally realistic character and has solid skills. His opponent is… GOLDUST! Fuck yeah! The current
Fed level of Rhodeses is adequite. If only Big Dust would show up and take out the Nexus. I am going
to savor this match and tell you to watch it on YouTube. Just know it is good. Very, very good.
NXT Flashback to put me to sleep. Zzzzz.
And next it’s the… FUCK YOU, WWE! Fuck you in the gravy hole. The Masterlock Challenge? I know TNA is
bad but you don’t need to take that as a challenge. Do not play down to the competition. Ugh.
The Dudebusters beat up Masters and I care very little. Maybe a blowoff next week?
I refuse to cover the main event. A Divas Tag Team match for the Main Event? Nope. Not gonna do it. I
am going to sit here and think about Dusty vs. Graham in the Bull Rope Match. Goodnight.
