He’s not from Hawaii, he’s from West Point.
If you’re an amateur wrestler, you want to become a pro wrestler.
Everybody was gay for Ricky Steamboat.
Old workers never stop working.
George Steele talking normal is crazier than him talking like he’s The Animal.
Bruno and Jesse’s voices are all over this DVD. Hopefully, the people who didn’t pay Owen Hart’s estate don’t fuck this one up.
Ricky coached the entire Nexus. Why was that footage never used?
Everybody was really gay for Ricky Steamboat.
I have let you down.
I could not do it any more.
I could not watch TNA for another week.
In the few episodes I have missed, so much has happened. Abyss turned heel and teased a new group coming in. All while Sting teased that he’s the face and Hogan and Bischoff are heels. Also, a new group of ECW guys keeps coming out, led by Tommy “No Poop for You” Dreamer.
I really should be watching it and, yes, shitting all over it.
But I can’t.
It’s beyond even parody now. Most wrestling is.
I’ll try, real hard, to watch it this week.
I may not do it. But I will try.
-Sam
