Counting The Lights

Sanshiro Takagi and The Great Sasuke have this match on the gigantic Sumo Hall show that draws 8, 850 people.

Therefore, they have a weapons match.

For some reason, Sasuke shows up dressed like Randy the Ram. And throws soup at Sanshiro.

They have all these weapons and then, well, their wives come out.

Somehow, Sanshiro’s love of WWE translates into what his wife looks like. The dude wants to be Steve Austin more than, well, anyone.

Also, Sasuke’s body? Fucked up. Way fucked up.

Also, Sasuke’s wife? Not bad. Because I’ve seen Masahiro Michinoku without his hood and he did well for himself. If you see him without his mask on, you should take a cel phone picture of him. I heard he is into that shit.

Wait a second? Mummies? Fucking mummies. This is the best match ever. Ever.

Remember how fucking awesome it was when Sasuke did that senton onto that miniature city earlier this year? Well, that wacky fucker is ready to top it. With a fucking barrel on his head.

Dude. Let me show you.

Let no one forget, DDT talked Beat Takeshi into starting off this show in their video. I am proud that I worked for DDT after this match.

Somehow, this all ends in a dance off.

This match gets 19 stars.
-Sam

Sometimes, a link comes across so good, I cannot add anything to it.

Let me share this and you discuss amongst yourself. I know what Brian’s bachelor party is now, that’s all I’m saying.

http://rocknrollwrestling.com

-Sam

Counting the Lights has a cancer. And it’s name? Potato chips.

It’s a whole new show, run by Andy, where we talk about stuff Andy wants to talk about.

Wow, a week and a new show already?

You better fucking believe it.

http://www.countingthelights.com/Episodes/show12.mp3

Or you can find it to the right.

Apparently the WWE ran a house show in Johnstown PA yesterday [8/30]. And as far as I know there wasn’t a single ad or mention on any of the shows [it was a Smackdown/ECW show and I know there was no mention of it on ECW]. It acutally sounded like they had some decent wrestlers on the show. Heck the Rey vs Punk main event alone would have drawn some interest.

The question is–did anybody go? Or were even aware they was going to be a show yesterday?

-Andy

Rey Mysterio failed a wellness test. He’s suspended 30 days. He’s going to drop the title at next Tuesday’s Smackdown tapings, very likely to Dolph Ziggler. We were just talking Scott Steiner’s WWE run, and I don’t remember if this made the show, but I believe it was Mr. Andy Stowell who pointed out when Steiner was in WWE, he said he’d get drug tested with Triple H. Needless to say, well, you know how this story ends. Have you SEEN Scott Steiner.

This is kind of a weird suspension. I almost want to say, OK, it’s legit. There’s no heat on WWE right now, the whole drug thing has kind of slipped into the background, so it’s not like there was pressure on WWE where they NEEDED to prove they catch the stars with the policy too. But it also makes me smirk because you know Triple H will never get caught. Makes me wonder. Things were not good on the business side between Rey and WWE earlier this year, but things got smoothed over. Wonder where things stand now. Oh well, don’t do drugs, kids! Unless you’re office!

– Brian

Get your CTL icons to the right! FREE! Like your mom!

-Sam

Dedicated to Family vs. Fast Cars Faster Women

You know what family will do? Take your ring name in the divorce. Man, Steamboat’s kid has a grip on his leg, huh? And rats sure improved in the last few years.

-Sam

I have never wanted to see a show more. Let’s take a look at the events. We start with Woman, when she was still alive and hot, well, she was always pretty hot, against Debbie Combs. Who is not as hot as Woman. Even now. Then you get a match with $8,000 on the line between a Russian, a redneck, a gay dude and Adrian Adonis against some Samoans…all in the ring at the same time. You got Gypsy Joe. You got midgets. You got Kengo Kimura teaming with Fujinami. You got AWA Steve Regal. You got the fucking Cobra. COBRA. You got Matt For Fucking Real Borne against Seiji Sakuguchi. I would pay any amount of money to sleep through that match in my time machine. Samoans against Texans? Yep. Superfly? Yep. Black Bart vs. Manny Fernandex? Fuck yeah. Lars Anderson versus Bad News? They can do that for you. Inoki and Brody? Yes, that too. But wait! There’s more. Andre, Steve Collins and Angelo Mosca? The Family. Everyone knows that gimmick. You don’t? Well, trust me. The Mafia hates Satan. Bundy, Sullivan and Mark Lewin. Fuck me, I would pay blood to see that match. And then? Dusty and Magnum versus Russians. You might say, I can’t fucking take it. But you’d be wrong. You’ll fucking take it, bitch. You’ll take The Soul Patrol versus The Dirty White Wops. I mean Boys. Sorry. Hard to read. And on top? Ric Flair. Rad. Fucking amazing. Who is he working? Who can headline this show? Sivi Afi. Paul Roma? He was busy. Polynesian Pacific Championship Wrestling. Fuck yeah.

-Sam